2 Chubby 2 Run! Will Fight Back — 2x3 Patch (Black w/Red)

Funny, bold, and a little belligerent — just like your favorite camping buddy after too much coffee. This 2" x 3" embroidered patch reads “2 Chubby 2 Run! Will Fight Back” in black and red and is built to stick where you want it (and start conversations where appropriate).

Who it’s for: the prankster, the tactical gear junkie, the hat-collector, and anyone who likes their gear with attitude. Perfect for adding personality to hats, bags, and jackets — because AXG Life is about being Life, Adventure-Ready and never boring.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — small enough to fit anywhere, big enough to be noticed.
• Colors: Black background with bold red lettering and accents for maximum sass.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing (Velcro-style) — attaches cleanly to loop panels on hats, packs, and jackets.
• Materials: Durable embroidered construction built to hold up to outdoor life and questionable decisions.
• Made in the USA: Assembling pride and quality where it counts.

Performance & Benefits

This patch turns ordinary gear into a statement piece. The hook fastener backing makes swapping patches fast and painless — change the vibe of your cap between trails, range days, and grocery runs without a needle in sight. Rugged embroidery resists fraying so your message stays loud and clear through rain, mud, and whatever guilty pleasures you get up to on weekend adventures.

Whether you're decked out in tactical loadouts or just want your beanie to have personality, this patch adds a cheeky edge without being fragile. Attaches to any loop panel and stays put, meaning fewer lost patches and more stories to tell around the fire.

Ready to add some attitude to your kit?

Toss this patch on your favorite hat or pack, embrace the sass, and let your gear do the talking — add to cart and make your next outing a little rowdier (and a lot more memorable).