As Seen on Socials — "Dead Don't Know They're Dead" 2x4 Patch (Coyote w/Yellow)

Stick this little piece of attitude on your hat and watch people squint, chuckle, or ask where they can get one. Perfect for the person who likes their patches as blunt as their camping stories. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, now with a sarcastic twist.

Who it’s for

For hikers, riders, field-workers, Tactical Gear Junkie types, and anyone who outfits jackets, packs, or caps with personality. If you rock loop-fastener panels or sew things on for fun, this patch was made to enroll in your gear squad.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 4 inches wide — compact but definitely noticed.
• Color: Coyote background with yellow lettering/accents. No other color variations available — pick this vibe or pick nothing.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to loop panels on hats, bags, and jackets.
• Made in the USA: Designed and finished stateside.
• Use: Ideal for hats, bags, jackets, and any loop-panel setup or Velcro-ready surface.

Performance & Benefits

This patch hangs tough through trailhead photo ops, awkward small-talk at the campsite, and that one rainstorm you swore wouldn’t happen. The hook backing means slap-and-go application: press it onto any loop panel and it stays put until you decide otherwise.

It’s small enough to not overwhelm your kit but bold enough to communicate your vibe — equal parts practical and personality. Turns stuck weekends into hero stories and is built for midnight trail runs, questionable decisions, and sarcastic triumphs.

Quick wins: Durable construction for outdoor use, instantly updateable gear without sewing, and a recognizable look that pairs well with worn-in denim and good intentions.

Ready to stick it where it belongs?

Toss the patch onto your favorite cap or pack and let your gear speak for you — add to cart and make your kit a little louder (in the best way).