Death Can Have Me When It Earns Me — 3x5 Reflective Patch

Got a sense of humor darker than your sleeping bag at 2 a.m.? This black, reflective 3" x 5" patch says exactly what you’re thinking — with a little more flair and a lot more attitude. Ideal for the person who treats life like an outdoorsy rom-com: dramatic, slightly dangerous, and best enjoyed with good friends and questionable decisions.

Made for hats, packs, and jackets that already have loop panels, this patch brings personality without drama. Fits right in on the trail, at the tailgate, or wherever your Life, Adventure-Ready lifestyle takes you — AXG Life approved.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 3 inches high x 5 inches wide — big enough to be read from a respectable distance, small enough to not hog your whole jacket.
• Color & Finish: Black base with reflective accents for low-light visibility and extra attitude.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to hats, bags, and jackets with loop panels.
• Compatibility: Perfect for loop-fastener panels commonly found on tactical gear, backpacks, caps, and outerwear.
• Origin: Proudly made in the USA.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does three things very well: it looks badass, it attaches instantly, and it doesn’t care if you take it off after one wild weekend. The reflective detailing helps you stay visible when daylight quits, and the durable hook backing keeps it stuck through hikes, commutes, and those moments you think, “What could go wrong?”

Stick it to your pack to personalize your kit, slap it on your jacket to start conversations (or end them), or use it to claim your gear as officially ready for misadventure. In short: turns stuck weekends into hero stories and respectable outings into tales worth telling.

Ready for the next chapter?

Add this patch to your kit and make your gear as opinionated as you are — toss it in the cart and start collecting better campfire stories.