As Seen on Socials - Department of Eating Ass Patch (2x3) — Black/White

Stick this on your hat and watch strangers decide whether you're hilarious, intimidating, or both. The "As Seen on Socials" 2" x 3" hook-backed patch is for the people who take snacks seriously and life less so. Perfect for the AJAX of the trail — a little witty, a little blunt, and totally AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 3 inches wide — compact, readable, and not hogging your whole sleeve.
• Color: Black background with bold white lettering — high contrast for maximum eye-roll potential.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing included — sticks to any loop fastener panel on hats, bags, and jackets.
• Compatibility: Designed for loop-panel gear; ideal for tactical packs or casual caps.
• Origin: Made in the USA — sewn and shipped with borderline patriotic pride.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does one job and it does it well: communicates your priorities without you having to shout. Slap it on a trucker hat for instant roadside credibility, attach it to a tactical plate carrier for ironic protection, or affix it to your daypack to make other hikers question their snack choices.

Practical perks: the hook fastener backing means repositioning is painless — move it from jacket to bag between seasons or bad decisions. The durable stitching and bold contrast keep the message readable after coffee spills, rain, and questionable campfire marshmallows.

For the Tactical Gear Junkie who enjoys a laugh and appreciates function, this patch blends attitude with utility. It’s small, light, and built to survive the weirdest parts of Life, Adventure-Ready.

Ready for the patch life?

Stick it where it belongs, tell a story, provoke a laugh — then toss it in your gear pile and go make better campfire legends. Add to cart and make your next outing unapologetically you.