As Seen on Socials - "Don't Bully Me... I'll Cum" 2x3 Patch — Black with Red

Yes, this patch says exactly what the internet promised it would. Small, loud, and unapologetically cheeky — for people who want their gear to have opinions. Perfect for hats, jackets, and bags that already have loop panels and a questionable sense of humor.

Made in the USA. Welcome to AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, and occasionally inappropriate.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — compact, readable, and fits most hat fronts and jacket panels.
• Color: Black background with striking red lettering — high-contrast for maximum stare-inducing potential.
• Backing: Hook fastener (Velcro-style) — swaps on and off hats, bags, and loop-panel jackets in seconds.
• Compatibility: Designed for hats, backpacks, jackets, and any loop-fabric panel.
• Origin: Made in the USA — built with local pride and a smirk.

Performance & Benefits

This patch turns neutral gear into conversation starters (or polite silence, depending on crowd tolerance). The tough hook backing keeps it locked during commutes, trail runs, and those spur-of-the-moment roadside photo ops. At 2x3 inches it’s bold without being a billboard — easy to remove when you need to be slightly more professional.

Whether you’re a Tactical Gear Junkie who likes your patches practical and provocative, or just someone who appreciates fastener-ready flair, this patch levels up your kit and your brand of humor. Built for midnight trail runs, festival crowds, and questionable decisions — it won’t bail you out, but it will make the stories better.

Ready to stick this little rebel on your favorite gear?

Toss it on your hat or jacket, and let your kit do the talking — add to cart and make your next outing both memorable and slightly scandalous.