Don't Yell At Me I'll Get Hard — 1 x 3.75 Patch (Black w/Gold)

Short, loud, and just a little inappropriate — this patch is the conversational icebreaker your hat always wanted. Perfect for people who enjoy sharp wit, tactical looks, and the kind of confidence that comes with wearing gold on black.

For the outdoor prankster, the tactical-leaning commuter, and anyone curating a jacket that says “I know what I’m doing (probably)” — this patch is part of AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 1 inch high by 3.75 inches wide — compact but clearly opinionated.
• Colors: Black background with gold lettering — high contrast, low shame.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for easy attachment to hats, bags, and jackets with loop panels.
• Placement: Ideal for caps, backpacks, tactical gear, and anywhere you want to add personality.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does the heavy lifting of personality without getting in the way of your gear. The hook fastener backing means you can slap it on a loop panel and be out the door in seconds — no sewing, no drama. Small enough to not interfere with functionality, big enough to start conversations (or end awkward silences).

Whether you’re a Tactical Gear Junkie who likes accessories that match your kit or someone who wants to make Monday meetings slightly more interesting, this patch keeps your look sharp, irreverent, and undeniably readable. Built for midnight trail runs, questionable decisions, and everyday wear — it fits the AXG ethos of Life, Adventure-Ready.

Why you'll actually use it

• Switch it between hats and packs depending on your mood.
• Fastens securely to loop panels so it stays put through commutes, hikes, and whatever shenanigans follow.
• Adds instant character without altering your gear permanently.

Ready to upgrade your kit with a wink? Toss it on your cap or pack and make your gear as opinionated as you are — add to cart and give your jacket something to talk about.