Don't Yell at Me — I'll Get Hard (2x3 Patch)

Yes, it's as blunt and hilarious as it looks. This 2" x 3" red-and-white patch says what it says and refuses to apologize — perfect for the person who likes their humor loud and their gear even louder. For the mischief-makers, trail jesters, and Tactical Gear Junkie types who want to wear a wink of attitude.

Who it's for

Made for hat-clad commuters, jacket-wrapped hikers, and bag-toting weekend daredevils who like to keep Life, Adventure-Ready gear that sparks a laugh (and maybe a conversation). If you have loop fastener panels, this patch just became your new favorite accessory.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — compact but unapologetic.
• Colors: Red background with bold white lettering — high contrast, high attitude.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for secure attachment to loop panels on hats, bags, and jackets.
• Compatibility: Designed for use with loop fastener panels (Velcro-ready).
• Origin: Made in the USA.

Performance / Benefits

This patch is simple, functional, and built to stay put. The hook backing locks into loop panels so your patch survives commutes, campfires, and questionable decisions. It’s small enough to fit on any cap or pack, but bold enough to turn stuck weekends into memorable stories.

Use it to personalize gear, signal your sense of humor, or claim your corner of the trailhead like you own it. It pairs perfectly with tactical-style packs and casual jackets alike — ideal for the Tactical Gear Junkie who refuses to be boring.

Ready for action?

Stick it on your hat, slap it on your pack, and let the patch do the talking. Add to cart and make your gear as confident as your punchlines.