Don't Yell At Me I'll Get Wet — 2x3 Patch (Red w/ White)

Say it loud, stick it proud, and then promptly get wet — this patch won’t complain. Perfect for people who like to wear personality where everyone can see it: hats, jackets, bags, and any loop-panel surface that needs a little attitude.

Who it’s for: the outdoor prankster, the tactical-gear-junkie with a sense of humor, and anyone living the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready — who wants a compact way to express themselves without saying a word.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — compact but noticeable.
• Color: Red background with white lettering for high contrast and instant readability.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — snaps onto any loop fastener panel (hats, bags, jackets).
• Material: Durable embroidered patch built to handle outdoor use and mild nonsense.
• Origin: Made in the USA.

Performance & Benefits

This patch is small but stubbornly effective. It attaches instantly with hook backing, so you can switch it between gear in seconds — perfect for those who rotate their look as often as they rotate campfire snacks. The bold red-and-white contrast stays readable in low light and preserves its edge through rain, mud, and questionable decisions.

Whether you're tagging a favorite cap before a rainy hike, decking out a tactical vest, or giving a jacket some personality, this patch keeps things simple: fasten, flaunt, repeat. It’s made to be noticed and tough enough to survive the adventures that follow.

Why you'll actually use it

• Saves you from repeating yourself — the message does the talking.
• Quick on/off hook backing means no sewing required; swap locations in seconds.
• Compact 2x3 size strikes the balance between subtle and statement-making.
• Proudly made in the USA, because quality matters when you’re out in the elements.

Ready to stop yelling and start accessorizing? Toss this patch on your gear and make your next outing a little louder—without raising your voice. Add to cart and make your jacket the one everyone asks about (in a good way).