Don't Yell At Me It Turns Me On — 2x4 Patch (Black/White)

Here’s a patch that says exactly what your sarcasm-equipped, coffee-fueled soul already suspected — and now it’s wearable. Small enough to avoid starting fights, loud enough to get a chuckle at the wrong time.

Perfect for people who like tactical vibes with a wink: hats, backpacks, jackets, or any loop-paneled gear. Part of the AXG Life — stay Life, Adventure-Ready and slightly more entertaining than your average morale patch.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 4 inches wide — fits hats, bags, and sleeves without hogging space.
• Color: Classic black background with crisp white text for maximum contrast and passive-aggressive clarity.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing included — attaches instantly to loop fastener panels.
• Use: Ideal for hats, bags, jackets, and anywhere you have loop panels.
• Made in the USA: Manufactured domestically with attention to detail (no mystery fabrics or surprise colors).

Performance & Benefits

This patch gives you personality without permanent commitment — peel it on, peel it off, and keep moving. It solves the age-old problem of wanting to be witty without engraving it into your gear. Built to handle the outdoors, concert crowds, and questionable life choices, it stays put on loop panels but removes cleanly when you want to be less obnoxious.

Whether you’re packing light for a weekend trail, customizing tactical gear, or just sprucing up a commuter backpack, this patch turns stuck weekends into better stories and turns casual passersby into fellow snarkers. It’s durable, readable, and unapologetically blunt — exactly the kind of accessory AXG Life approves for Life, Adventure-Ready moments.

Ready to add a little attitude to your kit? Toss it on your favorite cap or pack and make your gear... talk back. Add to cart and give your setup a personality upgrade that doesn’t require a workshop.