As Seen on Socials - Feral Housewife Patch (2x3) — Gray with Blue

Small patch, big attitude. This 2" x 3" gray-and-blue patch reads like your personality: a little wild, surprisingly practical, and impossible to ignore. Perfect for folks who want their gear to talk back without getting too loud.

Who it’s for: the hat-wearers, bag-slings, jacket-upgraders and perpetual DIYers who live the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready — and aren’t afraid to announce it.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact, readable, and proportioned for hats, packs, and sleeves.
• Color: Gray background with blue accents — subtle enough for everyday carry, bold enough to be noticed.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing included — sticks to loop panels like it was meant to be there.
• Compatibility: Designed for hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Origin: Made in the USA — because craftsmanship still counts.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does one thing very well: it upgrades your gear without the drama. Pop it on a cap before a morning coffee run and it quietly declares your vibe. Stick it on a pack for weekend trips and it becomes a tiny billboard for personality—no installation tools, no sewing, no commitment-phobia.

• Swapability: Hook backing means you can move it from hat to bag faster than you move on from mediocre camping snacks.
• Durability: Built to handle the nonsense of everyday use — rain, commute, and questionable trail snacks included.
• Visibility: At 2"x3" it’s large enough to be read from a polite distance, small enough to not annoy your mother.

Whether you’re into tactical setups (we see you, Tactical Gear Junkie) or just want a little personality on your daily carry, this patch keeps things simple, stylish, and sturdily stuck.

Ready to stop your gear from being boring? Toss it on your hat, slap it on your pack, and add it to cart — make your kit a little more confident and your campfire stories a lot better.