F***ing With People Is My Love Language — 2x4 Patch (Desert Tan w/ Coyote)

For those who prefer flirting with chaos over small talk, this patch says it loud and clear—without you having to explain your humor at every social gathering. Part cheeky statement, part durable patch, it’s perfect for anyone who likes their gear to have opinions.

Made for the outdoorsy smart-aleck, the tactical jokester, and anyone who lives AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready and just a little bit mischievous.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 4 inches wide (aka 2x4).
• Color: Desert Tan with Coyote accents — blends with tactical tones, stands out in campfire light.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Placement: Ideal for hats, backpacks, jackets, plate carriers, or wherever your personality needs fastening.
• Origin: Proudly made in the USA.

Performance & Benefits

This isn’t a fragile novelty — it’s built to stay put through hikes, road trips, questionable decisions, and that one friend who “doesn’t believe in rules.” The hook backing makes swapping patches faster than apologizing for your jokes.

Why it helps: Adds instant personality to your kit without compromising function. The neutral Desert Tan/Coyote palette pairs with tactical gear or weekend-wear, so you can be sarcastic and stylish. Turns stuck weekends into better campfire stories and makes your jacket do the talking when you don’t want to.

Perfect for Tactical Gear Junkie types and anyone who likes their patches as durable as their attitude.

Ready to Stick It Where It Belongs?

Toss it on your hat, slap it on your pack, and let your gear start conversations you won’t regret (probably). Add to cart and make your kit slightly more honest.