Grab His Dick and Twist It — 2x3 Patch (Coyote/Black)

Funny, cheeky, and unapologetically bold — this patch says what your poker face won’t. The "As Seen on Socials" 2" x 3" hook-back patch in coyote with black accents is the mic-drop accessory for hats, jackets, and gear bags. For the rule-bending weekend warrior who likes a laugh and likes their kit to speak up: this one’s for you.

Who it’s for: The tactically inclined jokester, the campsite provocateur, and anyone living AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready with a wink.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — compact, readable, and ready to provoke.
• Color: Coyote background with black design for a rugged, low-profile look.
• Backing: Hook fastener (Velcro-style) — sticks to hats, bags, and jackets with loop panels.
• Construction: Durable embroidered patch built to handle outdoor use and questionable jokes.
• Made in the USA: Locally produced quality — because details matter even when you’re being flippant.

Performance & Benefits

This patch turns plain gear into conversation starters without asking permission. Stick it on a ball cap to upgrade your off-duty look, slap it on a pack for instant personality, or keep it on your jacket to quietly ruin formal occasions. Built tough enough for trails, festivals, and spontaneous mischief, it resists wear and stays put on loop-panel surfaces.

Practical perks: quick on/off with hook backing, compact size that fits most panels, and a colorway that hides dirt but not attitude. In short: it makes your kit more honest and your stories better — perfect for midnight trail runs and questionable decisions.

Ready to stir the pot? Toss this patch into your cart and let your gear do the talking — add to cart and make your pack the life of the campsite.