HAWK TUAH "Spit On That Thang" 2x3 Patch — Olive Drab w/ Black

Stick this little bit of attitude where everyone can see it — hats, packs, jackets, or on that tactical loop panel you've been bragging about. For those who appreciate humor, grit, and patches that actually match their gear.

Who it’s for: The outdoor prankster, the Tactical Gear Junkie, and anyone living the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready and slightly irreverent. Keeps your kit looking sharp and your personality obvious.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide (aka perfectly proportioned).
• Color: Olive Drab background with bold Black embroidery.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to loop panels on hats, bags, and jackets.
• Style: "As Seen on Socials" design — the exact look from the photos, no color variations.
• Origin: Made in the USA (rugged, reliable, and proudly stitched).

Performance & Benefits

This patch does what patches should: it adds personality without making promises. The hook fastener backing makes it instantly removable — swap it between beanie and pack faster than you can defend your snack choices. Sized at 2x3 inches, it’s noticeable but not obnoxious.

Built to withstand the elements whether you're on a dawn hike, an overnight car-camp, or a questionable midnight expedition. It pairs seamlessly with loop panels on tactical gear, so if you’re a Tactical Gear Junkie, yes — it plays nice with your kit.

AXG Life approved: turns bored backpacks into conversation starters and stuck weekends into hero stories. Durable stitching and high-contrast colors mean the message stays loud, even after spilled coffee or poor life choices.

Ready to stick it where it belongs?

Add this patch to your pack and make campfire tales and sidewalk encounters noticeably better — toss it in your cart and make Monday jealous.