Hella Ass — 2x3 Patch (Multicam Black w/Red)

Yes, it says what you think it says. This 2" x 3" patch is here to announce your vibe without you having to shout—perfect for the snarky, stylish, and slightly tactical crowd. For anyone who wants their hat, pack, or jacket to do the talking: welcome to AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 3 inches wide — compact but unmistakable.
• Color: Multicam Black with bold red lettering—no alternate colors, because this one’s deliberate.
• Backing: Hook fastener (Velcro-style) for quick on/off attachment to loop fastener panels.
• Made in the USA: Crafted domestically with attention to detail.
• Application: Ideal for hats, bags, jackets, and any gear with loop panels.

Performance & Benefits

This patch solves the eternal gear-identity problem: how to look tactical without trying too hard. The low-profile 2x3 size fits most panels and won’t flop in your face mid-run, while the hook backing makes swapping patches faster than your excuses for skipping leg day.

Built to handle the elements and mockery in equal measure, it elevates plain gear into conversation starters. Whether you’re a Tactical Gear Junkie, a weekend warrior, or just someone who likes their accessories with attitude, this patch turns stuck weekends into hero stories and outfits into declarations.

Why you'll like it

• Fast attach/detach for on-the-fly customization.
• Bold, legible design that reads from a respectable distance.
• Durable materials that hold up through hikes, commutes, and questionable decisions.
• Fits the ethos of Shopify Collective shoppers who appreciate quality and personality.

Add it to your kit and let your gear speak for you—no subtitles required. Toss it in your bag and make better campfire stories.