“Hey Question, Are You Fucking Kidding Me?” — 2x3 Patch (Olive Drab/White)

Because sometimes your face can’t quite deliver the level of exasperation required. This 2" x 3" patch says it loud, proud, and in all caps — perfect for the hat, jacket, or pack that refuses to play nice.

Who it’s for: The outdoorsy smartass, the tactical-gear appreciator, and anyone who enjoys making strangers laugh (or check their life choices). Built for AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready and not interested in subtlety.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — bold but not oversized.
• Color: Olive Drab background with White text — no other color variations available.
• Backing: Hook fastener (Velcro-style) — sticks to hats, bags, and jackets with loop panels.
• Material & Origin: Durable embroidered patch, made in the USA.

Performance & Benefits

This patch solves communication problems the old-fashioned way: short, blunt, and impossible to ignore. Attach it to your favorite gear to:

• Express peak sarcasm without saying a word — excellent for campsites, checkpoints, and questionable trail encounters.
• Customize hats, backpacks, and tactical panels quickly with reliable hook-and-loop attachment.
• Withstand daily wear — stitching and materials built to keep your attitude intact through hikes, pours, and bad decisions.

Turns awkward small talk into a story worth telling. Built for midnight trail runs, roadside coffee debates, and the occasional “did you really just do that?” moment.

Ready to make your gear speak for you?

Add this patch to your kit, slap it on your pack, and go make better campfire stories. Toss it in your cart and give boring gear the boot.