I Am Comfortable With Violence — 2x4 Patch (Black/White)

Wear a statement that says "serious about sarcasm" without whispering. This black-and-white 2" x 4" patch delivers attitude, sticks where you want it, and politely refuses to take anything less than awesome. For the person who likes their humor blunt and their gear functional — welcome to AXG Life, Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 4 inches wide — perfect for hats, jackets, and backpacks.
• Color: Classic black background with white text for high-contrast visibility.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing included; attaches cleanly to loop fastener panels.
• Compatibility: Ideal for hats, bags, tactical vests, and jackets with loop panels.
• Origin: Made in the USA — quality stitching and durability you can trust.

Performance & Benefits

This patch is simple, stubborn, and built to last. The hook backing makes swapping it between gear items painfully easy (in a good way), so your hat can be irreverent one day and tactical the next. The 2x4 size is big enough to be noticed but small enough not to look like you’re auditioning for billboard duty.

It’s the kind of upgrade that turns ordinary gear into a personality statement — for weekend wanderers, midnight roamers, and the tactical gear junkie who enjoys a chuckle with their kit. Durable stitching and strong hook fasteners keep this patch exactly where you put it, through rain, mud, questionable decisions, and overly enthusiastic high-fives.

AXG Life means gear that behaves when the story gets interesting — this patch helps your kit sound clever while doing its job.

Want the vibe?

Toss it on your go-to cap or favorite jacket and watch people do a double-take. Add to cart and make your gear as opinionated as you are.