I Get Paid To Do My Job Not Yours — 2x3 Patch (Black w/White)

Put this patch on and let your clothes do the talking while you do the job — preferably the one you actually get paid for. Funny, blunt, and just the right amount of attitude, this 2" x 3" patch is for folks who like their gear honest and their sarcasm loud.

Made for the outdoor commuter, tactical gear junkie, and anyone who appreciates a sharp one-liner: part personality, part utility, fully AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide (compact but readable).
• Colors: Black background with crisp white lettering — high contrast, low nonsense.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for quick on/off attachment.
• Compatibility: Designed for hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Origin: Made in the USA.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does more than look good — it solves the "how do I express myself without saying a word" problem. Stick it on a cap to ward off small talk, slap it on your kit bag to keep strangers honest, or use it as a conversation starter at the trailhead.

• Turns awkward interactions into comedic relief without you having to open your mouth.
• Hook backing makes swapping patches ridiculously quick — change your mood as fast as you change socks.
• Durable construction stands up to everyday wear, commuting chaos, and questionable weather decisions.
• Compact 2x3 size reads clearly from a respectable distance but won’t overpower your jacket or bag.

AXG Life tip: Pair it with your favorite cap or the loop panel on your favorite pack for immediate personality upgrades. Life, Adventure-Ready — with a wink.

Toss it on gear, stir up a smile, and keep the day moving. Add to cart and give your kit a voice that actually matches yours.