As Seen on Socials - "I Identify As An Asshole" Patch (2x3, Black/White)

Want to wear your sarcasm with pride and zero ambiguity? This cheeky 2" x 3" patch says exactly what your poker face won't. Perfect for people who appreciate blunt humor, tactical jackets, and making strangers do a double take.

Who it's for: the person who outfits their kit with personality, the hat-wearer who values clarity over diplomacy, and the Tactical Gear Junkie who likes a laugh on their Molle. Built for AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready and unapologetically honest.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — a bold statement without hogging space.
• Color: Black background with crisp white lettering — no other color variations available.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing included for quick attachment.
• Compatibility: Designed for hats, bags, jackets, and any panel with loop fastener.
• Origin: Made in the USA — yes, really.

Performance & Benefits

This patch turns mute judgment into an honest conversation starter. Stick it on your pack or cap and instantly:

• Let people know your vibe without saying a word — efficiency in social signaling.
• Swaps out sewn-on regret for hook-and-loop convenience — remove or reposition in seconds.
• Stands up to outdoor use and daily carry — readable from a respectable distance, weather-tolerant in practice.

Whether you're heading out for a weekend hike, a city adventure, or just commuting to work with attitude, this patch levels up your look and your story-telling. It’s AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, with a wink.

Ready to Stick It Where It Counts?

Add it to your gear and let your stuff do the talking. Toss it on your bag and make your adventures slightly louder (and way more honest).