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Tactical Gear Junkie  |  SKU: SNIFFING_GLUE_DT2X3

As Seen on Socials - I Picked a Bad Week To Quit Sniffing Glue - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote

Sale price $9.99 USD Regular price $14.99


Description

I Picked a Bad Week To Quit Sniffing Glue — 2x3 Patch (Desert Tan w/ Coyote)

Wear your questionable life choices proudly. This 2" x 3" patch says what your face won’t — with a dry wink and desert-ready style. Perfect for the person who loves tactical aesthetics but still laughs at themselves. AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready and mildly sarcastic.

Who it’s for

For hat-hoarders, backpack decorators, jacket modders, and anyone with a loop panel who appreciates a good one-liner and durable, no-nonsense gear.

Key Features & Design

  • Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact, readable, and not obnoxious.
  • Color: Desert Tan background with Coyote lettering/trim for that rugged, outdoor-friendly look.
  • Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to loop panels on hats, bags, jackets, and anywhere else that needs attitude.
  • Made in the USA: Crafted domestically with solid construction and attention to detail.
  • Usage: Designed for hats, bags, jackets, and any loop-fabric surface where you want to add personality (or passive-aggressive humor).

Performance & Benefits

This patch doesn’t just talk — it holds. The hook fastener provides reliable grip on loop panels so your patch stays put through commutes, trails, campfires, and those “let’s see how far this goes” nights out. The desert tan and coyote palette blends with tactical gear while still being legible at a glance. Tough enough for everyday use, subtle enough to avoid starting serious confrontations (unless that’s your vibe).

Stick it on your favorite cap to upgrade from “casual” to “purposefully sarcastic.” Slap it on a pack and your kit goes from generic to character-driven. AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready — built for midnight trail runs and questionable decisions.

Ready to add a little edge?

Add to cart and make your gear the one people point at and laugh with (or at).

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