I Run On Caffeine And Rage — 1" x 3.75" Patch (Black w/ Gold)

Small enough to not start a protest, loud enough to offend your quietest coworker. This "As Seen on Socials" patch says exactly what you're feeling at 8 a.m.—and it looks slick doing it. For the caffeine-fueled, slightly furious adventurer who likes their gear to have an attitude. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 1 inch high x 3.75 inches wide — fits hats, jackets, and bags without hogging the spotlight.
• Color: Black background with gold lettering—subtle from a distance, savage up close.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for easy attachment to loop fastener panels.
• Compatibility: Ideal for hats, backpacks, tactical gear, and jackets with loop panels.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does the heavy lifting of expressing your mood so you can focus on more important things—like brewing coffee or blaming the GPS. The hook fastener backing makes it quick to swap between rigs: slap it on your favorite cap for morning errands, move it to your pack for a weekend trail, or let your jacket do the talking when the office asks too many questions.

Built for people who prefer their accessories to have personality, not pretense. It’s durable enough to handle the daily grind, bold enough to start conversations (or friendly confrontations). Turns stuck weekends into hero stories, and late-night shifts into a statement piece.

Ready to Stick With You

Stick it on, forget about it, and let your gear do the snarky introductions. Toss it in your kit and make better campfire stories — add to cart and make Monday jealous.