I Think I Will Cause Problems On Purpose — 2x3 Multicam Black Patch

Small in size, loud in attitude. This 2" x 3" Multicam Black patch reads “I Think I Will Cause Problems On Purpose” in silver — for the person who wants their sense of humor stitched into their gear and their intentions loudly implied.

Made for the trail, the rooftop, and that one questionable campfire decision. Ideal for outdoor types, tactical gear junkies, and anyone who enjoys whispering chaos into a calm lineup. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — compact but readable.
• Color: Multicam Black background with silver lettering for high-contrast swagger.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Materials: Durable embroidered patch built to handle abrasion and eyeballs.
• Origin: Made in the USA.

Performance & Benefits

This patch doesn’t just look cool — it solves very specific wardrobe problems:

• Instant customization: Add personality to hats, backpacks, plate carriers, or jackets without sewing. Velcro-friendly hook backing makes swaps a two-second affair.
• Durable outdoors: Tough embroidery and Multicam Black finish stand up to dirt, rain, and backcountry shenanigans — perfect for midnight trail runs and questionable decisions.
• Clear message: Silver lettering pops for quick readability, so your fellow adventurers know you’re here for fun and mild chaos.
• Tactical-friendly vibe: Designed with the tactical gear junkie in mind — pairs well with modular setups and attitude.

Whether you’re patching a hat for the campsite or slapping it on your daypack for urban mischief, this patch keeps your look sharp and your intentions obvious. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.

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