I Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper — 2x3 Patch (Coyote w/Olive Drab)

Funny, blunt, and unapologetically detachable — this patch says what your poker face won’t. Designed for folks who take their gear seriously but life not so much. Perfect for the weekend warrior, tactical gear junkie, or anyone who wants to make coworkers laugh and confuse HR in equal measure. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 3 inches wide — compact, readable, and social-media-ready.
• Color: Coyote background with Olive Drab lettering/accents — low-profile in the field, loud at the party.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing included — sticks to hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Made in the USA: Manufactured domestically with quality you can trust.
• No color variations: What you see in the photos is exactly what you get — no surprises, just attitude.

Performance & Benefits

This patch solves the age-old problem of silent, forgettable gear. Stick it on your cap, slap it on your pack, or adorn your jacket — it stays put on any loop panel and survives the kind of rough handling that comes with midnight trail runs and questionable decisions.

Why you’ll actually use it: It’s small enough to be tasteful (kind of), bold enough to start conversations, and durable enough to survive regular life and light skulduggery. Fits neatly on hats, backpacks, plate carriers, or wherever you want to flex personality without sacrificing utility.

Whether you’re a tactical gear junkie or just someone who appreciates a good one-liner, this patch delivers the laugh, the grit, and the zero-nonsense attachment system. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.

Ready to Roll?

Toss it on your favorite hat and let your gear do the talking — add to cart and make your kit the one people actually want to borrow.