I'd Rather Be Judged By 12 Than Carried By 6 — 2x4 Patch (Black w/ OD)

Stick this unapologetic patch on your hat and let strangers judge your moral calculus — it’s cheaper than therapy and more weatherproof. For the tactical jokesters, weekend warriors, and anyone who prefers bold statements over small talk. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 4 inches wide (a crisp 2x4 patch).
• Colors: Black background with OD (olive drab) lettering — exactly as pictured, no variations.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for quick attachment to loop panels.
• Compatibility: Ideal for hats, bags, jackets, and any gear with loop fastener panels.
• Origin: Made in the USA.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does one job and does it loudly: communicates personality without you having to whisper at strangers. The durable hook backing snaps on fast and stays put through rain, trail runs, and questionable decoy decisions. At a compact 2x4, it’s big enough to read from across a campsite but small enough not to look like you’re trying too hard.

Whether you’re into tactical aesthetics, collecting patches, or just want a conversation starter, this patch levels up your kit with minimal commitment. It’s the kind of accessory that turns stuck weekends into hero stories and proves your jacket has an opinion.

Why you'll actually use this

• Easy on/off with secure hook backing — swap it between hats, packs, and jackets in seconds.
• Bold, readable message that survives abrasion, rain, and passive-aggressive comments.
• Compact, lightweight, and proudly made in the USA — how’s that for credentials?

Ready to add a little edge to your gear? Toss this patch in your cart and make your jacket do the talking — add to cart and make Monday jealous.