If Found Dead, Delete My Browser History — 2x4 Patch (Black/Silver)

Funny, blunt, and built to survive the washer cycle you regretted—this patch says what you’re thinking and looks damn good doing it. For the prankster, the undercover meme lord, or anyone who treats their jacket like a personality board.

Made for people who live the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready — and want their gear to match their attitude.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 4 inches wide — a visible statement that doesn’t hog the whole panel.
• Color: Black background with silver text — high-contrast, easy to read, stylishly deadpan.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for quick on/off attachment.
• Compatible: Designed for hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Origin: Made in the USA — stitched quality you can count on.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does more than get laughs. It instantly personalizes your kit, turning anonymous outerwear into a conversation starter (or a socially awkward shield). The hook fastener backing means you can swap it between a beanie and a battle vest faster than you can explain the joke.

Built to stand up to everyday adventures — commuting, trail missteps, and questionable late-night decisions — the durable stitching and bold silver text stay sharp through the chaos. Perfect for tactical gear junkies who want a little humor on their rig, or anyone who appreciates durable, portable personality.

Why it matters: It’s small, funny, and practical — communicates your vibe without saying a word. Toss it on a hat, slap it on your pack, or mount it on your favorite jacket and let it do the talking while you make decisions you can defend.

Ready to roll?

Add this cheeky black-and-silver patch to your rotation and start collecting better reactions — toss it in your gear bag and make your next meetup a little more memorable.