If I Am Messing With You I Don't Hate You — 2x4 Patch (Black/White)

Funny, blunt, and stitched with attitude — this is the patch that says what your face won’t. The "If I Am Messing With You I Don't Hate You" patch is small enough to tuck on a cap and loud enough to start conversations (or friendly debates) at 50 paces. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, with a wink.

Who it’s for: people who like their gear honest, their humor dry, and their loop panels ready. Perfect for hat rims, backpacks, field jackets, and anyone who enjoys being a walking punchline without sacrificing quality.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 4 inches wide — compact, readable, and perfectly proportioned.
• Color: Black background with crisp white lettering for max contrast and legibility.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing included — sticks to hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Use: Great for hats, bags, jackets, and tactical gear setups (yes, tactical gear junkies — it plays nicely with your kit).
• Origin: Made in the USA.

Performance & Benefits

This patch doesn’t just look good — it performs. The hook fastener backing keeps it secure through daily wear, sticky situations, and questionable weather decisions. At 2×4 inches it’s large enough to be read from across the campfire but small enough to avoid stealing the spotlight from your perfectly curated mischief.

Practical perks:

• Instantly customizes hats, bags, and jackets without sewing or commitment.
• Durable construction meant for outdoor use — built for midnight trail runs and questionable decisions alike.
• Adds personality to gear while keeping your setup modular: swap, remove, or relocate in seconds.

Whether you’re assembling a patch collection, outfitting a jacket for weekend raids, or just making your commute more entertaining, this patch turns small statements into memorable moments — and yes, it will start conversations.

Add to cart and upgrade your gear’s sense of humor — because life’s better when your kit talks back.