As Seen on Socials — "If I Knew What I Was Doing I'd Be Done By Now" Patch (2x3) — Black/Silver

Perfect for the chronically overcommitted and proudly underprepared. This 2" x 3" embroidered patch says what you’re thinking and looks damn good doing it — like a tiny flag for the gloriously chaotic. For the outdoor prankster, the tactical weekend warrior, or anyone who appreciates a little self-aware humor. Welcome to AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready with a side of sarcasm.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 3 inches wide — compact but readable from the camp chair.
• Color: Black background with silver lettering for high-contrast, low-drama vibes.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to hats, bags, and jackets with loop panels.
• Placement: Ideal for caps, tactical packs, outerwear, and any loop-panel real estate you’ve claimed.
• Made in the USA: Local craftsmanship you can brag about around the fire.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does one job very well: it announces your mood without the awkward small talk. Durable embroidery and hook backing mean it survives rough commutes, questionable weather, and sporadic life choices. Slap it on your favorite hat to add personality to your kit, or reward your jacket for years of service with a truth-telling accent.

Built for midnight trail runs and questionable decisions, it helps you:

• Express personality quickly and without words.
• Customize gear without commitment — swap it out when the mood changes.
• Keep your kit looking intentionally rebellious while staying securely attached.

Who’s It For?

Anyone who likes their gear honest and a little snarky — from the Tactical Gear Junkie to the casual hiker who prefers authenticity over polish. Fits right in with AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready energy.

Ready to stop pretending you’ve got it all figured out? Toss this patch on your pack and make your next adventure (or commute) more interesting. Add to cart and give your gear something to say.