“If I Live, I Will Kill You” Patch — 2x3 Olive Drab (With Attitude)

Not subtle. Probably not polite. Definitely hilarious to anyone who reads patches for entertainment value. This 2" x 3" olive drab patch with black lettering is for the folks who enjoy a wink of danger with their daily carry — and who like their gear to speak before they do. AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready, and a little too honest.

Who it’s for & why it matters

For hat lovers, jacket slingers, bag decorators, and tactical gear aficionados who want a bold statement that won’t fall off mid-hike. Stick it on loop panels and let your kit do the talking — so you don’t have to.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact but readable.
• Colors: Olive drab background with black text — rugged, low-profile, and photogenic.
• Backing: Hook fastener (Velcro-style) for quick on/off placement on loop panels.
• Made in the USA: Sewn and finished stateside — quality you can trust.
• Use: Perfect for hats, bags, jackets, and any loop-fastener-friendly surface.

Performance & Benefits

This patch is built to last: the hook backing holds tight through commutes, trail runs, and questionable weather. It’s small enough to place anywhere but bold enough to be noticed — a tiny billboard for your personality. Whether you’re upgrading an old cap or giving your backpack a personality transplant, this patch turns regular gear into conversation starters and turns stuck weekends into hero stories (or at least better campfire banter).

Practical? Yep. Durable? Absolutely. Funny with a hint of menace? Also yes. It’s designed for midnight trail runs, coffee shop layovers, and those rare moments when someone asks, “Where’d you get that?” and you get to smirk.

Finish strong

Toss it on your favorite loop panel and let your kit tell the tale. Add to cart and make your jacket the most interesting part of the room.