As Seen on Socials - "If I'm Running Things Have Gone Poorly!" Patch (2x3) — Olive Drab / Yellow

Put this patch on and tell the world you were not part of the plan. One look at the bold yellow text on olive drab and people will know either you broke something spectacularly or you’re about to tell a wildly entertaining story about how that happened.

For the tactical gear junkie, the hat-and-jacket accessorizer, or anyone who likes their humor loud and weather-resistant—this patch says it all without an explanation. AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready—because some days deserve a badge.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — small enough for a cap, big enough to be read across a campfire.
• Color: Olive drab background with high-visibility yellow lettering.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for quick on/off attachment to loop panels.
• Perfect for: Hats, bags, jackets—anywhere with loop fastener panels.
• Made in the USA: Designed and manufactured domestically.

Performance & Benefits

This patch doesn’t fix your mistakes, but it does three helpful things: it announces them with style, it upgrades the look of your gear, and it’s ridiculously easy to move between items thanks to the hook backing. Slap it on a cap for the commute, transfer it to your pack for a weekend trip, or pin it to your jacket when you want people to ask questions you’d rather not answer.

Built for midnight trail runs, questionable decisions, and campfire storytelling—this patch holds up and sticks where it counts. It’s beloved by tactical gear junkies and casual adventurers alike because it’s simple, tough, and honest.

Ready to stick it where it’ll provoke the best reactions?

Add to cart and give your gear a personality upgrade (and a warning label).