I'm Nicer Than My Face Looks — 2x3 Patch (Black w/Red)

Yes, this little stamp of sarcasm fits where your personality doesn’t — hats, bags, jackets, and any loop-panel-equipped gear that needs a sense of humor. For the person who’s blunt, unapologetic, and often right — welcome to AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready, with attitude.

Who it’s for

For hat-hoarders, jacket-upgraders, and Tactical Gear Junkie types who appreciate a sharp one-liner and a clean hook-and-loop install. It’s practical, proudly made in the USA, and louder than your resting face.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — small enough to be subtle, big enough to offend politely.
• Color: Black background with bold red lettering — limited color variations available.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to any loop fastener panel (hats, bags, jackets).
• Material & Origin: Durable embroidered patch, made in the USA.

Performance & Benefits

This patch makes a clear statement without you having to open your mouth — excellent for mornings, long hikes, or awkward family reunions. The hook backing installs instantly and holds through commute chaos, campsite shenanigans, and questionable weather. Because let’s be honest: when your gear is doing the talking, you get to save energy for the important things (like refilling the cooler).

It’s built to stick, stay, and add personality — turning stuck weekends into hero stories, and dull jackets into conversation starters. Lightweight, durable, and easily swapped when your mood (or outfit) changes.

Ready to upgrade your kit?

Add this patch to your gear rotation — toss it on a cap or pack and make blunt honesty part of your everyday adventure. Click add to cart and give your stuff something worth talking about.