I'm No Gynecologist But I Know A Cunt When I See One — 2x4 Patch (Navy/Orange)

Small patch, big personality — this one's built to offend politely and hold its own on the trail or the subway. If you like your gear with a wink, a smirk, and unapologetic attitude, this navy-and-orange 2" x 4" patch is your new favorite conversation starter.

Made for adventurers, jokers, and tactical gear junkies who refuse bland accessories. Part of the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready — ethos: gear that works, looks sharp, and says what you wish you could in a meeting.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 4 inches wide — compact but readable from a respectable distance.
• Colors: Navy background with bold orange lettering for max contrast and attitude.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to any loop panel on hats, bags, jackets.
• Compatibility: Perfect for hats, backpacks, tactical vests, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Origin: Made in the USA — because details and durability matter.

Performance & Benefits

This patch doesn't just sit there looking smug. The hook fastener backing means you can swap it between gear in seconds — one minute you're subtle, the next you're blunt. The high-contrast navy and orange keep the message legible in daylight, low light, and questionable decision lighting.

Whether you're layering it on your pack for a weekend of questionable trail choices or stitching it to your favorite cap for urban patrols, this patch adds character without adding bulk. Turns stuck weekends into hero stories and awkward small talk into full entertainment.

Durable, easy to move, and unapologetically cheeky — everything an AXG Life accessory should be.

Ready to stick it where it counts?

Toss it on your hat, slap it on your bag, and make your gear do the talking — add to cart and make Monday jealous.