I'm No Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look Patch — Black w/ Silver

Perfect for the friend with a questionable sense of humor and impeccable patch placement. This 2" x 3" hook-backed patch says what you're thinking so you don't have to—delivered with the kind of confidence that pairs well with a beer and bad decisions.

Who it’s for: the hat-, bag-, or jacket-owner who loves a good laugh, likes durable gear, and lives the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, and slightly irreverent.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact, readable, and not obnoxiously huge.
• Color: Black background with silver lettering for maximum snark visibility.
• Attachment: Includes hook fastener backing (works with loop panels on hats, bags, and jackets).
• Placement: Ideal for caps, tactical backpacks, jacket sleeves, or anywhere you want to add personality.
• Origin: Made in the USA — quality you can trust, sass you can’t ignore.

Performance & Benefits

This patch is low-effort, high-impact. The hook backing clicks on and off like it’s no big deal, so you can swap your attitude between items faster than you swap playlists. The compact 2"x3" size stays readable without taking over your whole kit; the black-and-silver contrast keeps it crisp in daylight and dim-lit questionable bars.

It solves the eternal problem of how to be funny without saying a word. Stick it on a hat for instant campfire cred, slap it on a pack for trailside grins, or line the inside of your jacket pocket with it for surprise revelations. Built for midnight trail runs, road trips, and questionable decisions — it’s tiny, tough, and oddly supportive of your comedic identity.

Practical perks: quick attach/detach with hook-and-loop compatibility, weather-tolerant materials, and American-made durability.

Toss it in your gear bag, slap it on your favorite cap, and watch conversations start themselves. Add to cart and make your weekend wardrobe a little more honest.