I'm Not Always a Dick. Just Kidding — Go Fuck Yourself Patch (2x3) — Desert Tan/Black

Proof that your attitude can be wearable and unapologetic. This 2" x 3" desert tan patch says what you’re thinking—loud, clear, and with impeccable tactical sass. For the person who likes their humor blunt and their gear reliable. AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready—now with attitude.

Who it's for

For hat-wearing, bag-hauling, jacket-patching folks and Tactical Gear Junkie types who want to label their mood without having to use words. Perfect for loop-panel lovers and anyone who appreciates something made in the USA.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 3 inches wide — compact, readable, not obnoxiously billboard-sized.
• Color: Desert tan background with bold black embroidery — classy desert-camp sarcasm.
• Backing: Hook fastener (Velcro) — sticks to hats, bags, and jackets with loop panels.
• Compatibility: Ideal for hats, backpacks, tactical vests, jackets — any loop-fabric surface.
• Origin: Made in the USA — quality stitching and durable materials you can actually trust.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does three things very well: it communicates your mood across a crowded room, survives the wash cycle (or questionable campsite decisions), and levels up plain gear into conversation-starting armor. The hook fastener backing means you can swap it between your favorite cap and your go-to pack in seconds — perfect for last-minute vibe adjustments.

Built for weekend hikes, late-night bonfires, and the occasional city commute where you want people to keep their distance but laugh about it later. Turns stuck weekends into hero stories and dull jackets into personality statements.

Why it matters

Because practical gear should also have personality. This patch is rugged enough for the trail and cheeky enough for the socials—AXG Life approved. Add it to loop panels without fuss and enjoy a little protective snark that’s actually sewn to last.

Ready to stick it where it counts? Toss it on your favorite hat, attach it to your pack, and make better campfire (and commute) stories — add to cart and make Monday jealous.