I'm Not Easy or Cheap But I Can Be Tricked — 2x3 Patch (Black w/ Pink)

Small patch, big personality — this one says what your hat was too polite to admit. For people who like their humor direct and their gear functional, this 2" x 3" hook-backed patch delivers attitude without the drama.

This is for the trailwise jokesters, the tactical gear junkie with a soft spot for sarcasm, and anyone who wants a removable badge of honor on a loop-panel hat, jacket, or pack. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, and just a little bit savage.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide (fits neatly on hats, bags, and jackets).
• Color: Black base with bold pink lettering — exactly as pictured, no other color options.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for quick on/off with loop panels.
• Made: Proudly made in the USA.
• Compatibility: Ideal for hats, tactical caps, backpacks, and any loop-panel surface.

Performance & Benefits

This patch stays put until you decide otherwise. The hook fastener backing makes swapping zones of personality a five-second task — no sewing, no swearing. It’s durable enough for daily wear but classy enough to get a laugh at your next campsite or coffee run.

Whether you're turning stuck weekends into hero stories or upgrading your commute with a wink, this patch adds instant character and zero commitment. Fits perfectly with tactical setups or casual streetwear — because utility doesn't have to be boring.

Bonus: No color confusion here — what you see is what you get. Pink pops on black for visibility and sass.

Ready to stick it where it belongs?

Toss it on your cap, slap it on your pack, and let people know you run on sarcasm and good decisions (sometimes). Add to cart and make your gear a little sassier.