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Tactical Gear Junkie  |  SKU: ASOS_WATERBOARDING_SOUP_2X3OD

As Seen on Socials - It's Not Waterboarding If It's Soup - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Spice

Sale price $9.99 USD Regular price $14.99


Description

It's Not Waterboarding If It's Soup — 2x3 Patch (Olive Drab w/Spice)

Proof that your gear can have a sense of humor and still be battle-ready. This 2" x 3" patch says what your mug can’t — with just the right dash of irreverence. Made for the Tactical Gear Junkie who likes their kit stern, their jokes cheeky, and their patches annoyance-resistant.

Who it's for: Hat addicts, jacket decorators, bag-taggers, and anyone with loop panels who believes Life, Adventure-Ready includes a little snark. Part of the AXG Life vibe — ruggedly practical, slightly ridiculous, and completely sincere about quality.

Key Features & Design

  • Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact but noticeable.
  • Color: Olive Drab with Spice lettering — exactly as pictured; no other color variations available.
  • Backing: Hook fastener backing for quick on/off attachment to loop panels on hats, bags, and jackets.
  • Use: Ideal for loop fastener panels — works great on caps, backpacks, plate carriers, and field jackets.
  • Origin: Made in the USA — because sometimes details matter.

Performance & Benefits

This patch is tiny but opinionated. The hook fastener backing keeps it locked in through commutes, hikes, and questionable decisions at 2 a.m. The sturdy embroidery and bold colors stay sharp against dirt, wind, and whatever you call “adventure maintenance.”

Whether you’re labeling your kit or starting conversations (awkward or legendary), this patch turns stuck weekends into hero stories. It’s built for midnight trail runs, campfire banter, and those moments when you need your gear to speak for you — loudly and with personality.

Durability note: Hook-and-loop attachment means you can swap patches faster than you change your mind about weekend plans. No sewing required — unless you’re into that kind of commitment.

Ready to stick it where the sun don’t shine — or at least on your favorite cap?

Add to cart and give your kit a personality upgrade; toss it in your gear bag and make better campfire stories.

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