As Seen on Socials - Jokes On You! 2x4 Patch (Olive Drab/Black)

You're here because you like a little chaos stitched onto your kit — or because someone dared you. Either way, this olive drab 2" x 4" patch that reads “I Liked To Be Choked” arrives with attitude and zero apologies. AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready — now in patch form.

Who it's for: the tactically-minded jokester, the hat-and-jacket collector, the person who wants their gear to talk back. It matters because your bag, cap, or jacket should reflect your personality — loud, slightly inappropriate, and proudly American-made.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 4 inches wide — big enough to be noticed, small enough to fit anywhere.
• Color: Olive Drab background with bold Black lettering for high-contrast, low-drama visibility.
• Backing: Includes hook fastener backing (Velcro-compatible) for quick on/off placement.
• Compatibility: Perfect for hats, bags, jackets, and any loop fastener panel.
• Origin: Made in the USA — because quality and sarcasm deserve local craftsmanship.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does three things very well: it declares your sense of humor, upgrades the aesthetic of whatever it’s stuck to, and survives the messy realities of outdoor life. The hook backing means you can swap it between your comms cap, plate carrier, or favorite denim jacket faster than you can explain the joke.

• Durable: Tough stitching and no-nonsense materials keep it looking sharp after mud, coffee, and questionable decisions.
• Versatile: Moves with your mood — attach it to any loop panel to match the vibe of the day.
• Conversation starter: Turns awkward silences into memorable stories (or at least a laugh and a raised eyebrow).

Perfect for Tactical Gear Junkie types, hat collectors, and anyone who treats their gear like a personality extension.

Ready to stick this one on and walk into the room like you own the punchline?

Add it to your kit and make your gear do the talking — go on, toss it on a cap and make Monday jealous.