Like My Momma Used to Say: What The Fuck Is Wrong With You? — 2x4 Patch

Say it loud, say it proud, and stick it where your personality already lives. This 2" x 4" black-and-white patch delivers blunt honesty with a side of attitude — perfect for the person who prefers truth with their threads. Designed for folks who take Life, Adventure-Ready seriously (and don’t mind a little sarcasm).

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 4 inches wide — bold enough to be seen, small enough to fit your favorite hat.
• Color: Black background with crisp white lettering for high-contrast visibility.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing included for quick attachment.
• Compatibility: Ideal for hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Made in the USA: Proudly manufactured domestically.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does the dirty work of communication so you don’t have to. Slap it on your pack, cap, or favorite jacket and let it handle awkward social cues, questionable decisions, and that one coworker who asks too many follow-ups.

• Instant personality upgrade: Turns bland gear into an honest statement piece.
• No sewing required: Hook fastener backing makes attachment fast and removable — swap it out depending on your mood or level of sarcasm.
• Durable and travel-ready: Built to survive commutes, trails, and questionable life choices — perfect for midnight trail runs and later regret.
• Conversation starter: Encourages laughs, double-takes, and possibly new friends (or at least clearer boundaries).

AXG Life — for the adventurers, the realists, and anyone who prefers blunt truth to small talk. Life, Adventure-Ready, and unapologetically honest.

Ready to make your gear say what you won’t? Add this patch to your cart and let your hat do the talking — because some messages deserve to be embroidered in all caps.