Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath — 2x5 Patch (Gray with Red)

Who said patches couldn't be a personality transplant? Meet the "As Seen on Socials - Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath" patch: equal parts ironic and proudly wearable, perfect for folks who like their gear with a wink and a little edge. For the hat-sporting, bag-hauling, jacket-rocking crowd who prefer Life, Adventure-Ready accessories with a sense of humor.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 5 inches wide — long enough to read from across the campsite, small enough not to upstage your dog.
• Color: Gray background with bold red accents — visible without being obnoxious.
• Backing: Includes hook fastener backing for easy attachment to loop panels.
• Placement: Designed for hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Made in the USA: Crafted domestically with attention to detail (and probably a coffee-fueled sewing session).

Performance & Benefits

Think of this patch as a tiny billboard for your personality. It attaches in seconds, stays put through questionable weather, and gives plain gear an instant attitude upgrade. Whether you're a Tactical Gear Junkie layering on patches for function and flair, or just someone who enjoys a clever nod to internet culture, this patch turns plain into memorable.

Why it matters: It’s durable, easy to swap, and perfectly sized to make an impression without taking over. Toss it on a hat for hikes, slap it on a bag for daily commutes, or let your jacket do the talking during late-night adventures—this patch keeps your kit in-character and ready for anything.

Fits Your AXG Life

Built for midnight trail runs, roadside waffle stops, and questionable decisions that make great stories later. It’s the subtle flex for people who prefer their gear practical, cheeky, and Life, Adventure-Ready.

Ready to stick some personality on your kit? Add it to your cart and make your gear do the talking — and make Monday jealous.