As Seen on Socials - Love My Country Hate My Government - 2x3 Patch (Black/White)

Funny, blunt, and stitched with attitude — this 2" x 3" morale patch says what your poker face won't. For the person who loves their country, hates the bureaucracy, and prefers their opinions sewn onto a hat rather than argued at Thanksgiving.

Who it's for: outdoorsy contrarians, hat collectors, jacket-upgraders, and anyone who treats patches like personality upgrades. Perfect for folks who live the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready — and don’t mind a little cheek on their gear.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — small enough for a cap, bold enough for a jacket.
• Colors: Black background with crisp white embroidery.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing (comes ready to attach to loop panels).
• Compatibility: Great for hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Origin: Made in the USA.

Performance & Benefits

This patch turns blank gear into conversation starters without requiring you to explain your stance to strangers. The hook backing makes swaps and placements effortless — slap it on a cap for the commute, move it to your pack for the trail, or stick it to your jacket for impromptu debates. Durable embroidery keeps the message readable through rain, campfires, and questionable decisions.

Designed for quick customization, it’s the kind of small upgrade that turns stuck weekends into hero stories and ordinary outerwear into unmistakable personality. Tough enough for outdoor use, neat enough to pair with everyday wear. Also, yes — it’s a favorite among tactical gear junkie circles who like their statements modular.

Ready to Stick It Where It Counts?

Add this patch to your collection, slap it on your favorite cap, and make your next outing a little louder. Toss it in your gear bag and make campfire stories better — add to cart and make Monday jealous.