Most Of My Decisions Are Based on If It’s a Felony or Misdemeanor — 2x4 Patch

Put your moral compass on your jacket and let it do the talking. This black patch with neon green lettering is blunt, unapologetic, and perfect for anyone who judges choices by legal exposure and laughs about it afterward. Ideal for the person who lives AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready and just a little bit dangerous (on purpose).

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 4 inches wide — compact, readable, and hat-friendly.
• Color: Black background with neon green text — high-contrast and obnoxiously visible in the best way.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to hats, bags, jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Variations: Exactly as shown; no other color options available.
• Origin: Made in the USA — stitched with pride and probably a lot of coffee.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does the social heavy lifting for you: slap it on a cap, a pack, or a tactical vest and communicate your questionable decision-making criteria without saying a word. It’s durable enough for everyday wear, quick to swap between gear, and bold enough to start conversations — or end them, depending on who’s listening.

Whether you’re a Tactical Gear Junkie, a weekend adventurer, or someone who wants their apparel to have opinions, this patch is a tiny statement that turns stuck weekends into better campfire stories. Built for late-night runs, questionable calls, and the very human need to be amusingly honest.

Ready for Action?

Toss it on your favorite hat or bag and make strangers grin (or offer warnings). Add to cart and upgrade your gear’s personality.