My Hobbies Include Anxiety and Overthinking — 2x3 Patch (Black/White)

Wear your inner monologue where everyone can see it. This cheeky, slightly self-aware patch says what your group chat already knows — and it does it with style. Perfect for the person who navigates Life, Adventure-Ready with a side of healthy (or not-so-healthy) worry.

Who it’s for: the overthinker who still hikes trails, rocks a beanie, or straps their story to a backpack. If you like tactical vibes, quick laughs, and patches that actually stick, this one’s for you — AXG Life approved.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 3 inches wide (compact, statement-making).
• Color: Black background with crisp white lettering — high contrast, low nonsense.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for easy attachment to loop panels on hats, bags, and jackets.
• Compatibility: Works great on loop fastener panels — hats, tactical gear, backpacks, and jackets.
• Origin: Proudly made in the USA.

Performance & Benefits

This patch isn’t decorative fluff — it’s a tiny billboard for your personality. The sturdy hook backing keeps it locked in through shifty commutes, questionable weather, and furious snack runs. At 2×3 inches it’s large enough to read without being obnoxious, small enough to fit anywhere you’ve got loop fabric.

Practical perks:

• Snap it onto hats and bags to personalize gear in seconds — zero sewing, zero drama.
• Bold monochrome design stays readable in low light and poor decision-making environments.
• Durable construction holds up to everyday adventures (and the occasional meltdown).

Whether you’re a tactical gear junkie or just someone who appreciates honest humor on their kit, this patch levels up your look and your commentary. Turns stuck weekends into memorable anecdotes and late-night overthinking into wearable irony.

Add it to your jacket, hat, or bag — and make your gear as candid as you are. Toss it in your cart and give your kit a personality upgrade that’s both funny and functional.