My Supervisors Don't Like My Patches — 2x3 Hook-Back Patch

Small enough to avoid HR paperwork, loud enough to start a conversation. This 2" x 3" hook-back patch says what you’re thinking without you having to. Made in the USA and built to stick where opinions belong — on hats, bags, and jackets with loop panels.

Who it’s for

For the playful tactical gear junkie, the weekend warrior, or anyone who treats clothing like a canvas for questionable humor. Perfect for people who live the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready — and prefer patches over polite explanations.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — compact and visible.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for secure attachment to loop panels.
• Compatibility: Ideal for hats, backpacks, jackets, and any loop-fastener-ready gear.
• Color options: As shown in photos with limited color variations available.
• Origin: Made in the USA.

Performance / Benefits

This patch sticks like a good punchline and survives rough handling: toss it on a hat for daily grin-inducing commutes, slap it on your pack for trail cred, or let it air your office grievances discreetly. The hook-fastener backing makes swapping patches faster than changing your story at campfire hour. It’s designed to turn stuck weekends into better stories and is built for midnight trail runs, long drives, and questionable decisions.

Why it matters: Keeps your gear expressive without permanent commitment. Change patches, change moods, keep your jacket drama-free.

Toss it in your gear bag and make better campfire stories — add it to cart and make Monday jealous.