As Seen on Socials — My Type: Goth Muscle Mommies Patch (2"x3", Black/Silver)

Perfectly sarcastic, perfectly subtle—this 2" x 3" patch says "I lift heavy and love black lipstick" without needing a caption. If you're the type who outfits hats, bags, or jackets with attitude, this patch is built to stick with you through gym sessions, late-night taco runs, and questionable playlist choices.

For the gear-curious, the style-committed, and anyone living the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — compact, readable, and camera-friendly.
• Color: Black background with silver lettering/outline for crisp contrast.
• Closure: Includes hook fastener backing — sticks to loop fastener panels on hats, bags, jackets, and tactical vests.
• Compatibility: Designed for use with loop fastener-equipped gear (yes, that includes your tactical jacket if you’re into Tactical Gear Junkie aesthetics).
• Made in the USA: Local production, no mystery supply chains.

Performance & Benefits

This patch solves the universal problem of boring outerwear. It’s small but opinionated: pins down a personality without damaging fabric, swaps in seconds thanks to the hook backing, and survives whatever weekend plans you have — from midnight trail runs to very loud house parties. It’s the low-effort way to upgrade gear, tag your stuff, and start conversations that begin with “Where did you get that?” and end with someone asking to take a photo.

Why it levels up your kit: quick-attach hook backing for easy customization, compact size for versatile placement, high-contrast black and silver for visibility in photos and IRL. Whether you’re accessorizing a cap, a duffel, or a loop-panel jacket, this patch brings personality without the drama.

Ready to Stick Around?

Toss it on your favorite hat or jacket and let your gear do the talking — add to cart and make Monday a little more interesting (and a lot more goth-muscle approved).