Never Lick The Stripper Pole — 2x3 Patch (Desert Tan w/ Gold)

Funny, unapologetic, and perfectly sized to offend subtly — this "Never Lick The Stripper Pole" patch is the tiny rebel your hat or kit has been begging for. For the person who likes to keep their gear witty, tactical, and annoyingly photogenic. AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready with a side of sarcastic charm.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 3 inches wide — compact but attention-grabbing.
• Color: Desert tan background with gold embroidery for a clean, rugged look.
• Backing: Hook fastener (Velcro) backing — sticks to hats, bags, and jackets with loop panels.
• Material: Durable embroidered patch build for long-lasting wear.
• Made in the USA: Crafted domestically with pride.

Performance & Benefits

This patch turns plain gear into personality without needing eloquent captions. Stick it to your tactical plate carrier, patch panel, favorite cap, or weekend pack — it’s built for the outdoor crowd and the street-smart alike. Perfect for the Tactical Gear Junkie who appreciates a good joke and a secure attachment.

Because it's small and sturdy, it survives commutes, field days, and questionable life choices. The desert tan with gold keeps the look low-key but classy, so you can be snarky without screaming for attention — useful when you're trying to be funny but still credible.

Whether you're customizing a jacket for a road trip or decking out a bag for a hike, this patch makes gear more "you" and less boring. Turns stuck weekends into hero stories — or at least better stories.

Ready to Stick It On?

Add this patch to your kit and let your gear do the talking — toss it on your favorite loop panel and go make better campfire stories. Add to cart and make Monday jealous.