As Seen on Socials - No Caffeine • No Geneva Conventions • 2x3 Patch (Black/White)

Small patch, big attitude. This 2" x 3" embroidered patch says exactly what you meant to say at the campfire but forgot to phrase politely.

Made for gearheads, jacket-customizers, and anyone who appreciates blunt humor on sturdy fabric. Fits hats, bags, jackets with loop fastener panels — perfect for people who live the AXG Life and keep their mood, and their kit, Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 3 inches wide (yes, the math checks out).
• Color: Black background with white text — high-contrast, low-nonsense.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for quick on/off placement on loop panels.
• Compatibility: Ideal for hats, bags, tactical panels, and jackets with loop fastener sections.
• Origin: Made in the USA.
• Variations: These are exactly as pictured — no other color options available.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does one thing and it does it loudly: it lets your gear talk for you. Attaches fast, repositions faster, and survives being slapped on everything from a favorite cap to a battle-tested pack. Because sometimes the best way to start a conversation on the trail is with a little sarcasm pinned to your shoulder.

Practical perks: the hook backing keeps the patch from flapping during questionable decisions like midnight trail runs, and the compact 2×3 size is big enough to read but small enough to avoid being judged by civilization.

Turns stuck weekends into hero stories and boring backpacks into character references. Stick it on, leave the coffee at home, and keep the Geneva-esque rules out of your campsite.

Ready to Stick?

Slide it onto your loop panel, let it do the talking, and add a dose of AXG-edgy charm to your kit — toss it in your pack and make campfire gossip jealous.