As Seen on Socials - Nosey Little Fucker Ar'nt You (2x3 Patch) — Black on Black

Small, smug, and unapologetically blunt — this 2" x 3" patch is for people who like their gear to speak before they do. If your hat, jacket, or pack needs a personality upgrade (or a gentle warning label), this black-on-black patch does the job with quiet menace and a hint of charm.

Who it's for

For the tactical gear junkie with a sense of humor, the commuter who’s tired of small talk, or anyone living the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready and not afraid to roll their eyes. Perfect for hats, bags, jackets, and loop-panel-friendly surfaces.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact but unmistakable.
• Color: Black with black lettering — subtle from a distance, readable up close.
• Backing: Hook fastener (Velcro) — sticks to loop panels on hats, bags, and jackets.
• Construction: Durable embroidered patch built to handle wear and outdoor antics.
• Origin: Made in the USA — because quality and attitude matter.

Performance & Benefits

This patch turns everyday gear into a statement piece without shouting for attention. The black-on-black look blends with tactical and outdoor styles while the hook backing makes swapping locations delightfully easy — one minute on your cap, the next on your pack. It’s built to resist the elements, commute chaos, and questionable decisions on weekend adventures.

Whether you’re crowd-surfing at a music festival, navigating a trail at midnight, or just trying to fend off strangers asking too many questions, this patch has your back — and your front. Embrace the AXG Life: practical, slightly sarcastic, and always ready for the next story.

Clip it on, zip it up, and let your gear do the talking. Add to cart and give your jacket something worth bragging about (or apologizing for).