As Seen on Socials — Not An IFAK, Filled with War Snacks (2x3 Patch, Red/White)

Funny, blunt, and slightly unfiltered—this patch tells the world you pack snacks and sarcas in equal measure. Perfect for folks who love tactical style with a wink: hats, bags, jackets, or any loop-panel real estate that needs personality.

Who it’s for: The tactical gear junkie who also raids the snack drawer at midnight. For people who care about looks, laughs, and quality — welcome to AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 3 inches wide (that’s 2x3).
• Color: Bold red background with crisp white text/graphics—exactly as shown, no color variations.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for easy attachment to loop panels on hats, bags, and jackets.
• Construction: Durable embroidered patch built to handle the outdoors and questionable life choices.
• Made in the USA: Locally produced so you can flex your patriotism and good taste simultaneously.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does one job and does it with attitude: it upgrades your kit’s personality without adding bulk. Stick it on a ball cap for instant eyebrow-raising credibility, slap it on your ruck for laugh-starting patrols, or deck out a jacket and watch strangers grin like they found a secret club.

Why it works: The hook backing keeps it secure during hikes, commutes, and reckless snack runs. The compact 2x3 size is noticeable without being obnoxious. Red and white contrast stays readable from a distance, so your message arrives loud and clear—no assembly required, just peel, press, and move on with your day.

Turns stuck weekends into hero stories and mundane jackets into conversation starters. Built for midnight trail runs, questionable decisions, and the person who treats practical gear like personal expression.

Specs Recap

• Dimensions: 2" × 3"
• Color: Red with white
• Attachment: Hook fastener backing (for loop panels)
• Made in the USA

Toss it in your gear rotation and make your kit funnier and more honest. Add to cart and make your next adventure a little snarkier. Life, Adventure-Ready.