Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue — Patch Your Ride With Attitude

Funny enough, this patch is exactly what your jacket, hat, or bag has been silently begging for. Bold, no-nonsense, and printed in black with royal blue accents — it reads “As Seen on Socials” and features the cheeky Vehicle 1 struck Vehicle 2 design (yes, it’s as dramatic as it sounds).

Made for people who take Life, Adventure-Ready seriously but don’t mind a little sarcasm along the way. Ideal for tactical gear junkies, hat collectors, and anyone who likes their patches loud and their panels loop-ready.

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide (aka 2x3 patch).
• Colors: Black background with royal blue detailing — no color variations available.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Design: “As Seen on Socials - Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue - Vehicle 1 Struck Vehicle 2” motif.
• Origin: Made in the USA.

Performance & Benefits

This patch is small, but it’s loud: it upgrades plain gear into conversation starters without asking for batteries. The hook backing means slap-and-go placement on any loop panel — swap it between hats, packs, or jackets faster than you can explain the joke. Built tough enough for weekend adventures and questionable decisions, it keeps its colors and edge through weather, traffic, and social media screenshots.

Whether you’re a tactical gear junkie customizing kit or someone who wants a smart, slightly sarcastic flair, this patch turns stuck weekends into hero stories — or at least gives you something to point at while telling one.

Ready to make your gear more interesting? Toss it on a cap, slap it on your pack, and add a little AXG Life attitude to your next outing — add to cart and give your kit the personality it deserves.