Running on Caffeine and Hate — 2x3 Patch (Black w/ Silver)

Stick this tiny manifesto on your hat and let the world (and your inbox) know you’re powered by espresso and mild contempt. Perfect for anyone who treats the morning run like a negotiation with destiny — and usually loses.

Made for the unapologetic, the practical, and the slightly sarcastic. Fits hats, jackets, bags, and any loop-panel surface that needs attitude. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, and a little bit caffeinated.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — compact, readable, and not obnoxious.
• Color: Black background with silver text/design — high contrast, low drama.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing included for quick on/off placement.
• Compatibility: Designed to attach securely to loop fastener panels on hats, bags, and jackets.
• Origin: Made in the USA — yes, really.

Performance & Benefits

This patch is the small but decisive detail that completes your setup. It’s lightweight so it won’t flop or weigh down your cap, and the hook backing makes swaps between gear faster than your last attempt at meal prep. Use it to:

• Personalize everyday carry and outerwear without permanent commitment.
• Signal personality from across the coffee shop, trailhead, or questionable office breakout room.
• Swap colors and placements in seconds — perfect for those who enjoy variety and low-effort rebellion.

Built for midnight trail runs, early-morning commutes, and questionable decisions that later become great stories. Turns stuck weekends into hero stories — or at least into better-looking hats.

Ready to Make Your Gear Feel Alive?

Add this patch to your kit, toss it on your favorite cap, and let your accessories do the talking. Add to cart and make small-talk jealous.