Service Human — Do Not Pet Patch (2 x 3)

Wear your no-nonsense personality where people can’t miss it. This cheeky 2" x 3" patch says exactly what you mean without the awkward conversations—perfect for the handler, the helper, or anyone with a working sense of personal space.

Made for the practical and the playful, this patch is an AXG Life staple: Life, Adventure-Ready and ready to keep strangers’ hands off your service team (or your jacket).

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — big enough to read from across the room, small enough to fit on hats, bags, and jackets.
• Attachment: Includes hook fastener backing — sticks to loop fastener panels for quick on/off.
• Color: Exactly as shown in the photos — no alternate colors available.
• Made in the USA: Crafted domestically with attention to detail.
• Variants: Multiple variants available to match your gear or mood.

Performance & Benefits

This patch keeps things simple: slap it on a hat, bag, or jacket and reduce awkward petting attempts by sheer honesty. Built for durability with hook backing, it survives backpacks, bike rides, and questionable weather—because you’re out doing things, not sheltering your accessories.

Perfect for tactical gear aficionados, handlers, volunteers, and anyone who likes clear communication without being rude. It turns stuck weekends and crowded events into smoother interactions and better boundaries. Also useful for making your dog look like they’ve got a personal PR rep.

Why you'll like it: It’s pragmatic, it’s funny, and it saves you from saying “please don’t pet” for the hundredth time.

Ready to keep hands off and spirits up?

Add this patch to your kit and let it do the talking—toss it on your pack and make your next outing a little less touchy and a lot more AXG Life. Add to cart and make strangers respect the vibe.