As Seen on Socials - Shit Show Crew Member Patch (2" x 3")

Wear your chaos with pride — this compact black-and-silver patch announces you’re part of the crew, no explanations required. Perfect for the hat, jacket, or bag that’s been waiting for a little attitude. AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready — even when the adventure smells faintly of questionable decisions.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 3 inches wide — big enough to be noticed, small enough to not hog the pocket.
• Color: Black background with silver lettering — exactly what you see in the photos; no color variations available.
• Backing: Hook fastener (Velcro-compatible) for easy attachment.
• Compatibility: Designed for hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Made in the USA: Manufactured locally, with a touch of stubborn craftsmanship.

Performance & Benefits

This patch solves the eternal problem of “how do I tell people I’m the person who causes stories?” without having to say a word. The hook fastener backing makes swapping gear a five-second operation — no sewing, no drama. Stick it on a tactical pack, a favorite cap, or a jacket shoulder and instantly upgrade your kit’s personality.

Built for weekend warriors, tactical-gear junkies, and anyone who enjoys turning stuck weekends into hero stories. The sturdy construction stands up to city sidewalks, muddy trails, and the occasional campfire argument about who forgot the map.

Quick wins: fast attach/detach, bold legibility from a distance, and a clean black/silver look that pairs with almost anything.

Toss it in your gear bag and make your next meetup more interesting — add to cart and give your kit a voice (a slightly snarky one).